Thomas Uttermohlen
- Hometown: Sutton, Massachusetts
- Location: Fort Wayne, Indiana
- Language: en_US
- Phone: (SSG) - LTVXQ - 352
- male
- Married
Born in 1837, I fell into a vat of radioactive tapioca pudding on my third birthday. This gave me the power to shoot flames out of my testicles. It hurts. A lot.