Education

• Cornell University Graduate School
• Cornell University
• Toms River High School East

Favorite saying

• ""Wow, I wrote this code and it worked the first time!" "Yeah, I get that from time to time. It means your code was not actually executed." "Did we ever decide who blew up my car?" "Probably Madrigal. You stood him up for that cup of coffee, remember?" "Because he was busy kidnapping you and attempting to sell you on eBay." "Pick Pots: Jet Pack Ninja Dinosaurs are in our division. That's it guys, its over. See you next summer during practice." - Rob M "It is never too late to be what you might have been." "In any moment of decision the best thing you can do is the right thing, the next best thing is the wrong thing, and the worst thing you can do is nothing. " "Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten." "Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressed, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer. If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear." ''I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that paper up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say ''I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.'' "I would like permission to fetch a note from my mother, sir.' Ridcully sighed. 'Rincewind, you once informed me, to my everlasting puzzlement, that you never knew your mother because she ran away before you were born. Would you like another try?' 'Permission to go and find my mother?" "I'd hope so. I mean, even though I let Tali die, shot Mordin, betrayed the Krogan, then shot Wrex,headbutted a concerned reporter, shot Ashely, shot Udina, left Jack to be captured at Grissom Academy and then be expremented on and indoctrinated, shot Oriana Lawson, let the Hanar homeworld die, let the insane leader of the Eclipse free, tricked and murdered the Batarian who just wanted to avenge his land, I'm still a great hero" - Commander Shepard in reply to zaxman12341 "Bosh'tet." -Tali Zorah vas Normandy in reply to Commander Shepard "Dammit, Grandma! Stop eating my friends!" "If a tree falls in the forest with no creature to hear it, then there is no tree" “Do not stand at my grave and weep. I am not there. I do not sleep. I am a thousand winds that blow; I am the diamond glints on snow; I am sunlight on ripened grain; I am the gentle autumn rain; When you awake to greet the dawn I am the day as it is born; I am birds in circling flight; I am the soft starlight at night. Do not stand at my grave and cry; I am not there. I did not die.”"