About
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Education
- Ivy Tech Community College of Indiana
- New Tech Institute
Favorite saying
- ""I hate these jeans, gravity always takes affect"
"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places."– Henny Youngman
If it’s sent by ship then it’s a cargo, if it’s sent by road then it’s a shipment – Dave Allen
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?
Why is it called ‘after dark’ when it really is ‘after light’?"