About

I have a plan. It's a pretty legit plan. You can't handle my planliness right now. This plan is gonna blow your minds. SHIT I DUN GOOFED THE PLAN.

Education

• Stark State College
• Northview High School

Favorite saying

• ""Don't open a vein! Just freeze your brain." "What's your damage Heather?" "Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw!" "Our love is God." "Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs darling." "(Take your hair down) Don't feel like it, but thanks for the suggestion!" "Do you like honey? (Yes) Thief!" "When in doubt, blame the manager." "(I need pants to go to work) NO YOU DON'T! REMAIN PANTSLESS WITH ME!" "FU disguiser t('^'t)" "That's a stupid idea. You're stupid. Even Jesus thinks you're stupid." "You are proof evolution works in reverse." "Not even Hello Kitty could ever love you." "Were you the first in your family to be born without a tail?" "Do you ever wonder what it'd be like if you got enough oxygen at birth?" "It's hard to believe that out of tens of thousands of sperm, /you/ were the fastest.""