About

i'm a penniless, hairy, albino midget.

Education

• Austin Community College
• Bowie High School

Favorite saying

• ""Wheresoever She was, there, was Eden." - Mark Twain, in The Diary of Adam and Eve "Beauty exists in the mind that contemplates it." - David Hume “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.” ― Betty White "Everyone's a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will spend its whole life believing it's stupid." --Albert Einstein When asked to explain how he had come to be a war hero, Kennedy replied laconically, "It was involuntary. They sank my boat." - JFK ---------quotes from my favorite movie Gattaca-------- "We must get drunk immediately." -Jerome "I got the better end of the deal. I only lent you my body - you lent me your dream." -Jerome "Is the only way you can succeed is to see me fail?" -Vincent "You are the authority on what is not possible, aren't you Irene? ... For what it's worth, I'm here to tell you that it is possible. It is possible." -Vincent ---------------------------------------------- "Believe none of what you hear, and only half of what you see." Benjamin Franklin "Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people." - Eleanor Roosevelt "We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life." - C3PO in the movie Star Wars "Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something." - Wesley in the movie The Princess Bride "I do not know what I may appear to the world, but to myself I seem to have been only like a boy playing on the sea-shore, and diverting myself now and then by finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me.” ― Isaac Newton"