About

Self appointed 'Wal Mart Greeter in Training' for the Waterloo Wellington Bluegrass Music Association. I'm serving my third term as 'Geezer in Training' on the City of Kitchener's Rockway Center Advisory Council.

Education

• University of Waterloo
• University of Toronto
• Earl Haig Secondary School

Favorite saying

• "I'm retarded, retired but not quite expired. The only reason that I do not look as old as I am is because I have NO children of my own that I know about. The reason that it takes ten thousand sperm to fertilize one egg is because males do not stop to ask for directions. Before I went to university, I could not spell the word ignoramus and today I are one."