About

Never had an intrest for Bio. But what i do have is a sharp and cunning mind, and a great sense of humor.

Favorite saying

• "Brick from Anchorman: "Hey, where did you get those clothes, at the toilet store?" Ron: "Brick where'd you get a handgrenade?" Brick: "I don't know." Brick: "i love carpet.... i love desk." Ron:" Brick are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them?" Brick:"I love lamp." Ron:" Do you really love the lamp or are you just saying it because you saw it?" Brick:"I love lamp." Ron:"Great Oden's raven." Ron:" I'm in a glass box of emotion!" Ron:"It's so hot! Ugh, milk was a bad choice!" From Tosh.0: Security Guard:"Hey! Your not supposed to be here!" Tosh:(throws snowball) Security Guard:"I'ma whoopin yo ass!" Yahaya Gwamna: "Why does she get to wear a hat?!" "Because she has F***ing cancer!" From the movie Black Dynamite: Woman:"How did you know he was gonna try and kill me?" Black Dynamite: "Donuts don't wear alligator shoes." Jim Gaffigan stand up: The bowling joke. I dont own a bowling ball,cause im not a wierdo. Yeah i wanna volunteer to carry around a fifty pound ball,can you put it in a big ugly purse? Thats how im gonna meet the ladies. Oh, couldnt help notice you staring at my purse.... its filled with a big blue ball. Mind if i follow you around the parking lot? Ill just be humming, hmmmm hmm...ball in a bag(worst song ever) . I always have to pick out my bowling ball.. I can never find the right one...this one's too heavy...hmm, this one's good but its pink...my fingers dont fit. How do they decide on those finger sizes? They're either for a five year old girl or the incredible hulk...how big are some peoples fingers? Some guy wearin a catchers mitt...yeah its good....no i can still catch the game don't worry about it. Those bowling shoes, no update there....you need our special shoes before you can roll our magic ball. Some people have their own bowling ball, and their own bowling shoes, and no friends... I can say that cause i like bowling. I watch bowling on tv cause i use my time wisely. I saw this college team Championship, each team had their own coach. What kind of strategy is a bowling coach giving? You know what this time Timmy... I want ya to knock down all the pins.. You sure?.. Trust me. JUST DO IT SON! Bowling seems silly, but we all take it very seriously right?.. till we get that first gutter ball. We're like, let me show you how it's done hahahaha..this is a stupid sport. Just leave me some ammo, a little water, some chips if you have em. Whether you think you can, or you think you can't, your right. The many have suffered for the few."