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Favorite saying

• ""I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity." -Edgar Allan Poe "The path of least resistance is the path of the loser." -H.G. Wells “I'm not a paranoid deranged millionaire. Goddammit, I'm a billionaire.” -Howard Hughes "I never smile if I can help it. Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life." -Dwight Schrute (The Office) "You sat there silently while our profession was assaulted like a drag queen at a tractor pull!" -Niles Crane (Frasier) "Women are only good for three things: cooking, cleaning, and vaginas." -Jon Lajoie "The next time I give money to anybody, it'll be anonymous, I can tell you that. AND I'm gonna tell everybody." -Larry David "But I subscribe to the law of contrary public opinion. If everyone thinks one thing, then I say bet the other way." -Ricky Roma (Glengarry Glen Ross) "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." -Hunter S. Thompson"