About

-When I was nine, I was cursed by a witch to have a freakishly large head. I can't ever enjoy the pleasures of wearing a hat. -I really, really want a pet golden retriever. -I have mastered the art of invisibility.

Favorite saying

• ""Life–and I don't suppose I'm the first to make this comparison-is a disease: sexually transmitted and invariably fatal." - Death, Death: The High cost of Living "Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten." - G.K. Chesterton "Rattle his bones Over the stones It's only a pauper Who nobody owns." - Traditional Nursery Rhyme "There is no choice-you're always a slave to something." - Reverend MEAT, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac "Insanity can be fun." - ME "We save our lives in such unlikely ways." -Neil Gaiman, "Inventing Aladdin" "My cat is the devil and I love him anyway." -ME "AUGH! YOUR MOTHER RIDES A VACCUM CLEANER!" -Hansel and Gretel, Bewitched Bunny "People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually, from a non-linear non-subjective view point, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly...timey-wimey...stuff." -The Doctor, Blink "When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and create Super-Lemons." -Mad Scientist "TO THE SCIENCE MOBILE!" -Professor Farnsworth, "A Clockwork Origin" "J.K. Rowling is a terrific writer, Stephenie Meyer can't write worth a damn. She's not very good." -Stephen King "Remember, if the time should come when you have to make a choice between what is right and what is easy, remember what happened to a boy who was good, and kind, and brave, because he strayed across the path of Lord Voldemort. Remember Cedric Diggory.” ― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire "There's an old voice in my head that's holding me back. Well tell her that I miss our little talks. Soon it will be over and buried with our past. We used to play outside when we were young, And full of life and full of love. Somedays I don't know if I am wrong or right. Your mind is playing tricks on you, my dear. 'Cuz though the truth may vary, This ship will carry our bodies safe to shore." -Of Monsters and Men, "Little Talks" "And as the world comes to an end, I'll be here to hold your hand, 'Cause you're my king And I'm your lionheart." -Of Monsters and Men, "King and Lionheart" "I'd like to make myself believe That planet Earth turns slowly It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep 'Cause everything is never as it seems." -Owl City, "Fireflies""