"David: Do you want some cole slaw or tarter sauce dad?
Dad: Nah, I'm not a fan of cold slaw.
Me: Did you say "cold" slaw??
Dad: Well, it's not HOT slaw.
Me: omg, ima have a milkgasm.
Clancy: ik right. Crispy hexagons.
Me: miotonic butterflies
Clancy: fortified starfish
Me: jesus monkeys
Clancy: discombobulated pornstar
Me: infertile telephone pole
Clancy: outdated weenie
"Yup, this is goin on facebook."
"His thing is SO small. If it were an iPod.... it'd be a shuffle. :)" - Pam from The Office"
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