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• Reading Community Junior - Senior High School

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• "(these are from dodgeball (great movie!) "if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball"-Patches O'hulahan "total facial, lafloor"-White Goodman "you look like a bunch of retards trying to hump a doornob" Patches 'O'hulaha (the rest are from wayne's world (also a great movie!)) Stacy: Happy anniversary, Wayne. Wayne Campbell: Stacy, we broke up two months ago. Stacy: Well, that doesn't mean we can't still go out, does it? Wayne Campbell: Well, it does actually, that's what breaking up is. Stacy: Well, don't you want to open your present? Wayne Campbell: If it's a severed head I'm going to be very upset Stacy: Open it. Wayne Campbell: What is it? Stacy: It's a gun rack. Wayne Campbell: A gun rack... a gun rack. I don't even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do... with a gun rack? Stacy: You don't like it? Fine. You know Wayne, if you're not careful, you're going to lose me. Wayne Campbell: I lost you 2 months ago. We broke up. Are you mental? Get the net! Wayne Campbell: Tell me, when the first show is over, will you still love me when I'm an incredibly humungoid giant star? Cassandra: Yeah. Wayne Campbell: Will you still love me when I'm in my hanging-out-with-Ravi-Shankar phase? Cassandra: Yeah. Wayne Campbell: Will you still love me when I'm in my carbohydrate, sequined-jumpsuit, young-girls-in-white-cotton-panties, waking-up-in-a-pool-of-your-own-vomit, bloated-purple-dead-on-a-toilet phase? Cassandra: Yeah. Wayne Campbell: Okay, party. Bonus. Wayne Campbell: No Stairway, denied! Wayne Campbell: Kiss your mother with that mouth? I'm gettin' outta here, Damien! Garth Algar: Fine then, go! Wayne Campbell: I'm gone! Garth Algar: Go then! Wayne Campbell: But I am! Garth Algar: Go! Wayne Campbell: I'm Gone! Garth Algar: Go then! Wayne Campbell: But I am!"