Favorite saying

• "Dennis: Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. King Arthur: Be quiet! Dennis: Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL King Arthur (Graham Chapman), Sir Bedevere (Terry Jones) and the scholar Brother Maynard (Eric Idle) are reading an inscription on the wall of a cave. King Arthur: 'What does it say?' Maynard: 'It reads, 'Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Arimathea. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of aaarrrrggh'.' King Arthur: 'What?' Maynard: '...The Castle of aaarrrrggh.' Bedevere: 'What is that?' Maynard: 'He must have died while carving it.' Monty Python's Holy Grail Mr Praline: 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!' THE DEAD PARROT SKETCH Mattias: 'Look, I had a lovely supper, and I all I said to my wife was that that piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah.' Angry mob: 'Ooooh!' Official: 'Blasphemy! He said it again!' THE LIFE OF BRIAN"