About

From Chicago ... by way of Denver

Education

• Elmhurst College
• University of South Florida
• McHenry County College
• Cary-Grove High School

Favorite saying

• "LOSE YOUR SMOKES...BEFORE YOUR LOVED ONES LOSE YOU! Jay Palmer 2010 I am neither an optimist (glass is half-full) nor a pessimist (glass half-empty) I am in fact a realist! The glass is just too damned BIG! : ) Jay Palmer 1970 The more things you have ... the more you have things ... go wrong! : ) You can take the man out of Chicago, but you can't take Chicago out of the man! If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything! Marilyn Monroe. "The only safe assumption ..... is that you CAN'T assume anything!" The only certainty in life ... is the UNCERTAINTY! Keep smiling ... it makes people wonder what you've been up to! Don't sweat the petty things ... pet the sweaty things! : ) If you never TAKE a chance ... you may never GET a chance! Two signs that you are getting old: 1) When your back goes out more than you do! 2) When your knees buckle, but your belt won't! Mike's Hard Lemonade Philosophy: If you're gonna be original you can count on being copied! Mike's Hard Limeade Philosophy: Plan to be spontaneous Mike's Hard Black Cherry Lemonade Philosophy: Hard times are some of the best times Mike's Hard Cranberry Lemonade Philosophy: Everyone thinks they have great taste. In your case, it's right under your nose!"