Favorite saying

• "Just once, I wish I was a before thought & not an after!!! I am as I am and if you don't like it...TOUGH! Life sucks.... Death & Heaven.... Now there's the real adventure! Looks like I've opened mouth & inserted foot...again! Some people don't have enough sense to pour piss from a boot with the directions on the heel! I'm going to knock a knot on your head a hat won't cover! I'm going to hit you on the head so hard it's going to break both your ankles! My favorite for my kids: I brought you into this world & I can take you out! lol"