Me? Sarcastic? No... It was much easier when boys had cooties I’d rather be hated for who I am, then loved for who i’m not... Music is enough for a lifetime, but a lifetime isn’t enough for music I’m the girl who hides her pain, with the smile that brightens everyone else’s day My Whole problem is my lips move when i think Yea, I’m a loser, but the coolest loser you’ve ever met Grammar something that the people on the internet are incapable of learning The best sisters are the ones your actually not related to... thanks for being my unrelated sister Music is pretty much like candy... you have to throw away the wrappers In wine there is wisdom, in beer their is freedom, in water their is bacteria Guess what if you eat crayons you can poop rainbows!!! I speak sarcasm as a second language I hate missing you, but i love having you to miss Without those blonde moments life would be so dull! Soccer: Made by Boys, Perfected by Girls I’m Not Bossy I just know what you should be doing Why am I afraid to lose you when your not even mine? TU MADRE you just got burned in Spanish, would you like some ice to go with that burn? Be patient, god isn’t finished with me yet Truthfully? You make my heart race We do act hyper, dance and laugh at random times, and we are best friends I am nobody, Nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect! Hi, I’m buddy the elf, what’s your favourite color? When we laugh, no one else does cause they don’t understand what were saying I told him i was falling, he said i have wings Being my friend means i’m here for you all the time, middle of the day, or dead night, i am only a call away If every word I said could make you laugh, I’d talk forever! Pain doesn’t hurt when it’s all you’ve ever felt Cullen boys are like potato chips, you can’t have just one! Ha ha ha ... wait what? When you smile, i know your plotting something that i must become involved in Who do we kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong? I used to be normal until i met those losers I call my bestfriend Twilight is Heroin for smart people Proud Jasper Aholic Eat, Sleep, Read, (repeat) I love sparkly vampires Edward can bust my headboards, bite my pillows, and bruise my body anyday If you listen hard you can hear the sound of 10 million teens moving to forks, Washington Forget Princess, I want to be a Vampire Edward Cullen Dammit! Why aren’t you real? Hello My Name is Mrs. Edward Cullen TEAM EDWARD! Screw being Mrs. Cullen, I’ll be Mrs. Pattinson I don’t know about you, but I thought Jaspers faces were hysterical Edward Cullen is the new romeo Jasper was a rebel OME! Oh my Edward I kissed a Vampire and I like it BFFE best friends for eternity Twilight Confession #10: When I have kids i’ll name them after the cullens Twilight gives hope to clumsy girls everywhere I love snow... It sparkles like Edward cullen I can’t Clean the house... I reading twilight... again! Come to the Dark side we’ve got Edward You think i’m screwed up? You should meet the rest of my family! Good Girls are Bad Girls that don’t get caught Just sit and watch the stars with me... Good friends don’t let you do stupid things... alone Take me, hold me, kiss me, love me Peace.love.party How You Doing? Peace & Loveee Laughing until your stomach hurts is what friends are for A true friend is someone who puts up with you in spite of your obsession with Twilight Goofy pictures, crazy times, sisters at heart and partners in crime Me? Sarcastic? No... Your just sensitive to me stating the obvious Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them You people are just so lucky i’m terrified of prison Real Friends don’t have to speak to or see each other daily to remain in each others hearts always A good friend will bail you out of jail... but a best friend will be sitting next to you saying “Dang! That was fun!” The best things in life are unseen, that’s why we close our eyes when we kiss, cry, and dream Every great idea I have gets me in trouble Life is short... play naked Live, Love and Laugh a lot (that’s all I need) So were a little crazy, but that’s how we roll Why are there no fat stickman? I do know it all, I just can’t remember it all at once I want a hippopotamus for Christmas Starbucks Frappuciuno: Might as well call it track! He who laughs last, thinks slowest Did you know that dinosaurs go ROAR! Yea I’m random and I’m proud of it RAWR! That means I love you in dinosaur I’m not short I’m conserving space J.O.N.A.S. Hollister hottie Love your converse, always House: what a surprise? Your and idiot! If Only I Could Tell You How Much I missed You He He you weird (I still love you though) I love Edward cullen Your a great friend... but if james is chasing us, I’m tripping you! C CrAzY... YEAH! But you won’t forget me! I come with my own background music... beat that! I have animal magnetism when I step outside... squirrels stick to my clothes Do you think were awesome? I think were awesome! Have a Divine 2009 YO HOMIE! What it do? Do you have a bandaid? Cause I hurt my knee when I fell for you! Thats right! Face it! I’m little miss sunshine! Dear Santa, so there’s this boy My best friends are like fairy tales, they’ve been there since once upon a time, and will be there until forever after Humans, vampires, werewolves OH MY! Your the cheese to my macaroni Save the earth! It’s the only planet that has chocolate! To write love on her arms I’ll Get MY BALL! If I had a rose for every time I thought about you I’d be walking through a garden forever If a week goes by and your man is still not completely confused or terrified of one of your actions then your not doing your job! I’m not easily distracted, I...... HEY IS THAT GUY SPARKLING? Best friends, the ones you can only get mad at for 1 hour cause you have something important to tell them I rock! Guitar hero told me so! I’m not short! Your just freakishly tall! Boy: I know what your doing, Girl: What? Boy: Being beautiful That’s what she said Life is short and so am I Peace, Love & Party What are you on? BE OPTIMISTIC all the people you hate are eventually going to die Twilight it’s not an obsession it’s an alternate reality Forget Hugs next time I see you your getting tackled Someday my sparkly vampire will come No one is nicer than I am, there once was but I took care of that Your playing stupid again, It looks like your winning too! Dust off your converse it’s time to save the universe! We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes You know your out of shape when you get sore from will bowling I love my life and the ones in it It’s all the shoes Don’t scare me I POOP EASILY! WHEN I GET BORED I STALK YOU! Let jesus shine in 2009 If you think I’m always saying inappropriate things you should hear the stuff I keep to myself Without music life would be flat The bad thing about Christmas break... I don’t see you I had a life but facebook ate it 11-20-09 I have a date with a vampire Was today really necessary? I love smiling, smiling is my favourite The book is better – twilight SANTA! OH MY GOD SANTAS COMING! I KNOW HIM! I KNOW HIM! I love you and that’s all I really know I read twilight before all these little girls started salivating over it >3 EAT THAT! You know it’s bad when metallica is your happy music Thanks Stephanie meyer... every time I hear thunder I think of vampires playing baseball School one big soap opera Live, laugh, love Did you seriously just stamp your feet... I thought only girls did that on tv You mess with penguins you mess with me! Twilight confession #14: I’m buying a cullen car just to see if it comes with a free vampire Can I listen to your necklace I’m not going to like you, it’s nothing personal I don’t like anyone – house I trip up the stairs Simply put: I need you in my life Happy Holidays! Jacob or Edward OH CRAP! Ooh Edward Cullen... shiny The poking will never stop. EVER! That was the first night I dreamed of Edward Cullen Life sucks and then you die – breaking dawn When life gives me lemons I throw them back and say I want Edward! In my world dork is another word for love Best friends it’s not a label it’s a promise Famous last words: I’ve seen this done on t.v. before Even in heels I’m still shorter than my best friend I want to know I take your breath away Life gives me a million reasons to frown... your the reason I smile Winter advice: don’t eat the yellow snow I never want you to think that you are anything less than amazing I hate missing you but I love having you to miss Show of hands who thinks I’m Not in MY RIGHT MIND?
