*presses send* no no no NOO NO *message sent* fuuuuuuckkkk!;; if permanent markers were actually permanent, we'd all be screwed!;;"can I have a sip?" does not mean half the bottle!;; listen to people when they're mad! that's when the truth comes out.;; -program not responding- end program! END PROGRAM! OMFG, GET OFF MY SCREEN!!;; writing out your true feelings! then erasing it all.!;; friendship isn't about whom you've known the longest. it's about who came, and never left your side!;; no I have not met mr. right yet. but I have met mr. fake, mr. rude, and mr. player along the oh so wonderful journey! -.-;; HAHAHAHAHHAA..shit, are you okay?;; seeing question #1 on a test then immediately thinking "when did we learn this!?";; spazzing out histerically when your about to die in a video game!;;"I have to go to the restroom!" "why didn't you go during lunch?" "I didn't have to go then!!";; he broke her heart! she broke his xbox! who do you think cried harder?;; yelling "RAPE" when your friend attacks you in public!;; "I'm not in a bad mood, your just pissing me off";; when adults say 'who do you think you're talking too!?" well you obviously!;; *friend says something confusing* "whaaa!?" "nothing" "no. tell me!" "it was nothing!" "tell me damnit, it was obviously something!!";; "OMG! your so pretty!" "no I'm not!" "Listen bitch, stfu and accept the freaking compliment!";; why are you a teacher when you clearly hate children?;; "I can't open this!" "let me do it!" *opens jar* ".......I loosened it for you!;; I only keep your number in my phone so I know not to answer when you call or text you back!;; I hate it when I can't figure out which side of the blanket Is the long side!;; "MOOMMM.. CAN I-" "NO!" "DAAAAAADDDD.. CAN-" "SURE..WHATEVER";; I love it when someones laugh is funnier than the joke!;; don't you hate when something taste soooo good, but leaves a terrible after taste! -.-;; Edward Cullen isn't a vampire, Edward lives in the forest, doesn't kill people, and sparkles.. hes obviously a fairy!
