About

Nicknames: The Rock, Rocky, Rocky Maivia, Dwayne Douglas Johnson, The Brahma Bull, The Great One, The People's Champion, Tiger Woods, president Barack Obama, Superman, Supes, The Man of Steel, The Blur, SuperMEX, Batman, The Dark Knight, The Caped Crusader, Spider-Man, Spidey, Webhead, The Flash, Reverse Flash, Zoom, Scarlet Speedster, Crimson Comet, Quick, Quicksilver, Road Runner, Speedy Gonzales, Speedy, Speed, Mr. Speed Demon, Speed Man, Speeding Bullet, Swift, Dash, Sprint Man, Running Man, Almighty fast one, The fastest in the world, Forrest, Rocket Man, Rocket, Grease Lightning, Lightning, Lightning Fast, Fast, Lightning Bolt, Bolt, Rush, Cheetor, Rabbit, RYU, Ninja, Ninja man, Kung FU Master, Karate Kid, Rubberband Man, Ri¢h, Ri¢hie, Ri¢hie Ri¢h, Ricardo, Million-Air, Money, Deniro, Kaching, Golden, (G.I.*JOE= United States Marine Corps Junior Reserve Officer's Training Corps "Semper Fi"), School boy, Nerd, Geek, The Game, Game On, Game Time, Game Boy, Game Over, Showtime, Highlight, Lights Out, Flip, Dick, Johnson, Hot!! T. Umali=(Tamale), Latino Heat, Human Torch, Umali like my cousin Freddie in the Olympics for Gymnastic, (Umali)=You Mail, (RU) = are you?, O'Malley, Thrilla from Manila, Reed Richards aka Mr. Fantastic, Mr. Richards, Rated R Superstar, Jedi, Vibe, Reverb, Dude, Proof, Nice Guy ("but nice guys always finish last".) Super power profile: Telepathy: Can read minds. Animal Telepathy: Psychic rapport with animals. Combat skill: master of all weapons and fighting styles. Super speed: ability to catch a car that did a hit & run going 25 miles per hour. Mimic: I can do a 184 & more voice-overs & sound effects, psychic abilities! Addis Ababa L9 Pallasite Meteorite (Kryptonite)/ Weakness: Asian Women & only muy caliente Mexican Women Ethnicity: Filipino & Mexican Height: 5'7" Weight: 163 Hair Color: Black Eyes Color: Brown Birthday: March 10, 1977 Birth Sign: Pisces Pisces Symbol: Fish Pisces Element: Water Pisces Ruling planet: Neptune Pisces Birth Stone: Aquamarine Place of Birth: Monterey, Carmel Hometown: Sunnyvale, California Marital Status: Single Piercing: Left ear Tattoos: None Schools Attended: Prospect High School, Central County Occupational Center & De Anza College Hobbies: Playing Video Games, Playing Sports, Track & Field (Dan: Black Belt, Dojang: West Coast Tae Kwon Do Ernie Reyes, Sa bum nim: Teri Lee, also a Tae kwon Do Chogyo nim: Instructor for Kids), (Gup: Brown Belt Karate ), Kick Boxing, Basketball, Baseball, Football, Biking, VID Games, Drawing & Painting Pictures, Photography, Watching TV, Watching Movies at a Movie Theater If I Could Pick An Actor To Play Me, It Would Be: Dwayne Johnson aka The Rock Role Model: The Rock, Tiger Woods & Barack Obama! I look like them! I'm Better at This Than Anyone: Everything What Most People Don't Know About Me: I am a good guy until you stab me in the back or piss me off then I am what most people think I am when they judge based on my looks very evil. I do not forgive & forget people who did me wrong! I Look For These Qualities in a Female: Nice tone legs, tight pussy, tight asshole, average ass, slim waist line, flat stomach, big tits, thick kissable lips, baby face & soft white skin Turn On: Asian females, muy caliente Mexican females & single responsible humble MILFs also sexy mature cougars NOT immature [MILF] Moms I'd Like to Fuck [example] Angelina Jolie [Cougars] woman who seeks sexual relations with considerably younger men [example] Porn star: Julia Ann Turn Offs: Liars & stuck up females think they are to good for anyone & think they are smart but are really dumb! My Motto: "Do unto others, as others would do unto you!" Karma: What goes around come around! People that make fun of me or mess with me the same thing happens to them but it is much worse than what they did to me! SO DON'T F#@K WITH ME! Favorite Colors: Red, White, Blue & Black Favorite Animals: Cheetah, Rabbit, Dog & Cat Favorite Music Style: Porno Music, Mexican Music, Classical, Rhythm & Blues, Techno, Dance, Electro, Hip-Hop, Pop, Rap, Rock & House Favorite Foods: Poontang Pie, Tuna Pot Pie, Cream Pies, Cupcakes, Donuts, Donut Holes, Muffins, Seafood, Sushi, Fish, Tuna, Whip Cream, Chocolate Sauce, Melons, WaterMelons, Honeydews, Cantaloupes, Coconuts, Strawberries, Cherries, Cherry Pop Tarts, Ice sCream, Pizza, Mexican Food, Pink Tacos, Chinese Food, Fortune Nookie, Cotton Candy, Candy, Ube Favorite Drinks: Soda, Gatorade, Monster Energy Drink, Horchata, Grape Juice, Orange Juice & Smoothie I am Straight Edge: I don't smoke, drink alcohol or do drugs! Favorite Brands: Nike, Under Armour, Sony, Mircosoft, Samsung & Apple

Education

• Queen of Apostles Church
• De Anza College
• School of Hard Knocks
• Prospect High
• Monroe Middle School
• Sunnyvale Middle School PTSA

Favorite saying

• "Live & learn by learning from other people mistakes or what they have been through or if you are retarded learn the hard way by experiencing it yourself first hand with the physical and psychological problems & long-term ramifications! This equals how your dumass see someone dies from smoking & drinking alcohol still you think you are special case & will NOT die! Might be from your clouded judgment from the poison you personally spewed! Might be from the alcohol drinking that killed your few brain cells! From smoking you kill yourself & the 2nd hand smoke you kill the people around you! From drinking alcohol then driving even buzz driving you kill yourself & the innocent persons you crashed into killing them & their family in more ways than one! You can quote me on that dumass! The proof is in your face & my facebook.com : quote from ME I told you so! : quote from ME I knew that! : quote from YOU Now you know, and knowing is half the battle G.I. Joe : quote from G.I. Joe Oops!...I Did It Again [Because you never learn!] : Song from Britney Spears Been there done that! novel Carlito’s Way Stupid is as stupid does! : quote from Forrest Gump [movie] Mind your biz nast! When the cat is away the mice will play! Walk a mile in someone else's street hooker shoes try to understand someone before criticizing them NOT knowing what they have been through or how they feel! Things happen for a reason! God Giveth God Taketh Away! Don't get mad, get glad!! : quote from Glad wrap commercial I don't want to grow up I am a TOYS R US kid! : quote from TOYS R US commercial You are too good to be true! : quote from YOU Me too good for you! : quote from YOU / : quote from ME HAHA! Beggars can't be choosers : quote from YOU when you get rejected! Anything you can do I can do better! song from 1946 Broadway musical Annie Get Your Gun The truth shall will set you free! John 8:32 Bible verse You Can't Handle the Truth! : quote from A Few Good Man [movie] For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. Isaac Newton's Third Law of Motion Out of site out of mind! : quote from Thomas a Kempis Monkey see, monkey do!: quote from Baba Wagué Diakité Lead us not into the hands of temptation : Matthew 6:13 Bible verse Shake what your plastic surgeon gave you! Pretty Ugly! Pretty Dum! Beauty is in the eye of the beholder! What goes around comes around! Karma Do unto others as you would have them do unto you! Matthew 7:12 Bible verse Love thy HOT Asian girl next door neighbor! Mark 12:31 Bible verse The Gr-ass is Greener on the Other Side because it is full of shit! Don't judge a book by its cover! Love is blind! : quote from Shakespeare Music to soothe the savage beast! Me duh busy! : quote from YOU All or nothing! : quote from Isaac Stern Make love not war! NOT today my head hurts! : quote from YOU Just do it! quote from NIKE commercial Things are bigger in Texas! Milk does a body good! I want to smurf your stuff! quote from Smurf cartoon Doin Da Butt : Song from E.U. Finger lickin' good : quote from Kentucky Fried Chicken commercial Reach out and Touch Someone! : quote from AT&T commercial Winner Winner choke on my chicken for dinner! : quote from ME Ready or not here I cum! : quote from your boyfriend! Me no speak english! : quote from YOU I got my mind on my money and my money on my mind! Song from Gin & Juice Lyrics - Snoop Dogg The Best Thing In Life Are Free : Song from Luther Vandross & Janet Jackson / mo' money movie Soundtrack If I Can't Have You Then Nobody Can! Money can't buy you love! : Song from Ralph Tresvant / mo' money movie Soundtrack Money Money everybody has a price : quote WWF Ted DiBiase I buy that for a dollar! : quote from Robocop too dolla!! = $2.00 tree dolla!! = $3.00 sick dolla!! = $6.00 Sucky-sucky, fucky-fucky!!! : quote from Full Metal Jacket Me love you long time!!! : quote from Full Metal Jacket Boom Boom long time!!! : quote from Full Metal Jacket Boom Boom Boom Let Me Hear You Say Wayo!!! Song from Outhere Brothers Me so horny!!! : quote from Full Metal Jacket Too Boo-Coo!!! : quote from Full Metal Jacket Quote The Raven Filthy Whore!!! : quote Edgar Allan Poe When life knocks you down! You can choose whether or not to get back up [IN LIFE] : quote from The Karate Kid 2010 Mamasans Mamasita : quote WWF Eddie Guerrero Latino Heat! : quote WWF Eddie Guerrero Brahma Bull : quote WWF The Rock The Rock says! : quote WWF The Rock Who in the blue hell are you? : quote WWF The Rock It does'nt matter what... your name is! : quote WWF The Rock Do you want some strudel? : quote WWF The Rock It doesn`t matter! : quote WWF The Rock Just bring it! : quote WWF The Rock Jabroni! : quote WWF The Rock The Rock will take you down Know Your Role Boulevard which is on the corner of Jabroni Drive and check you directly into the Smackdown Hotel : quote WWF The Rock Shut your mouth and know your role! : quote WWF The Rock You will go one on one with the Great One! : quote WWF The Rock Lube it up that dildo turn that sum bitch sideways and stick it strait up your candy ass! : quote WWF The Rock Stick it up your candy ass! : quote WWF The Rock Rudy poo candy ass! : quote WWF The Rock Laying the smackdown on your candy ass! : quote WWF The Rock Boots to asses : quote WWF The Rock Do you smell what The Rock is cooking! : quote WWF The Rock Poontang your ass on out of here! : quote WWF The Rock Two dollar no, a fifty cent no, buy two get one free does any one have change for a nickel skank ass slut! : quote WWF The Rock Millions and millions of the Rock's fans! : quote WWF The Rock The most electrifying line in sports entertainment, period! : quote WWF The Rock Finally...The Rock...has come back to San Jose! : quote WWF The Rock What Ever! :Rob Van Dam Watcha gonna do,when the largest arms in the world run WILD on YOU?!? : quote WWF Hulk Hogan OOOOhhhhh YEEEAAAahh DIG IT! : quote WWF Randy "Macho Man" Savage It's real,oh it's damn real!: quote WWF Kurt Angle Oh it’s all true, it’s all damn true!!! : quote WWF Kurt Angle Intensity, Integrity, and Intelligence : quote WWF Kurt Angle That's the bottom line, 'cause Stone Cold said so! : quote WWF Stone Cold Steve Austin WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? : quote WWF Stone Cold Steve Austin DTA: Don't Trust Anybody! : quote WWF Stone Cold Steve Austin The Champ is here! : quote WWE John Cena You want some, come get some! : quote WWE John Cena You can't see me! : quote WWE John Cena Have a nice day! : quote WWF quote Mick Foley Can you dig it, sucka? : quote WWF Booker T In order to be the man, you have to beat the man. : quote WWF Ric Flair"