About

I'm a starving college student in his 30's (see how I avoid potentially having to update this page annually there) who is aspiring to discover the secrets of the universe, that I might bend them to my will, diffuse the effects of gravity, and send the entirety of the cosmos spinning out into NOTHINGNESS! MWAHAHAHAHAHAH-!(COUGH) I mean, wait. Crap. Was that out loud? We're not live, right? You can edit this, can't y-

Education

• University of Central Oklahoma

Favorite saying

• ""Everyone is entitled to their own opinions, but they are not entitled to their own facts." -credited to Daniel Patrick Moynahan "Enlighten the people, generally, and tyranny and oppressions of body and mind will vanish like spirits at the dawn of day." -Thomas Jefferson "Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner." -Douglas Adams "Nature is not cruel, pitiless, indifferent. This is one of the hardest lessons for humans to learn. We cannot admit that things might be neither good nor evil, neither cruel nor kind, but simply callous -- indifferent to all suffering, lacking all purpose." -Richard Dawkins"