About

"in the end we are all but dust in the wind." ps3 user name itachi_fan07. lookin for good sports and people who are ok about lossing once in a while. Why are you reading this? do you want to know more about me? Well good luck you'd need a Ninja to learn about me and alot of alcohol to repress what you had learned. You have been warned.

Education

• Jefferson Community College
• Clearwater Junior - Senior High

Favorite saying

• ""Being an adult does not always make you right and perfect. what makes you an adult is being able to give and take when needed." It does not matter what you have done in the past. What does matter is how you dealt with it and how you are dealing with it now" power girl. (yah i know.) "boom headshot" alucard the vampire abridged. i am a fuck mothering vampire i have killed ALOT of people to get this title and i will be called as such.. alucard the vampire abridged. second verse same as the first, Put me on a plane so i can put them in a hearse. alexander anderson abridged "Flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing." "Are you fighting skills as good as your raping skills" "Hellz yayh!" "Oh thank God!" Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged. Yusuke talking to Rando "DAMNIT NAPPAAA!!!!!!!!!!!" vageta 3 times every episode nappa was involved. "Hi im nappa and this is Vageta he was a prison bitch." Nappa from dragon ball z abridged. "it's so dark i can't hear a thing." "your blind not deaf you freaking moron!" Yu Yu Hakusho abridged "I'll cast firewall." Wes I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it. FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS! Except that one where you're naked in church. Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough. Heaven is Where: The Police are British, The Chefs are Italian, The Mechanics are German, The Lovers are French and It's all organized by the Swiss. Hell is Where: The Police are German, The Chefs are British, The Mechanics are French, The Lovers are Swiss and It's all organized by the Italians. Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake! My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my short-term memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Welcome to Utah Set your watch back 20 years. In just two days from now, tomorrow will be yesterday. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory The statement below is true. The statement above is false. I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other. I am a Nobody. Nobody is Perfect. Therefore I am Perfect. KENTUCKY: Five million people, Fifteen last names. Dyslexics Have More Nuf . In Memoriam With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey", died peacefully at age 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started... I LOVE COOKING WITH WINE Sometimes I even put it in the food. When you work here, you can name your own salary. I named mine, "Fred". money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch. Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol. I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes. Red meat is not bad for you Fuzzy green meat is bad for you. I am having an out-of-money experience. As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280 Interstate. Please be careful!" "It's not just one car," said Herman. "It's hundreds of them!" Don't sweat the petty things. Don't pet the sweaty things. Corduroy pillows are making headlines! I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car. You fucked up. You clean up the mess. O'great now the zombies can shot back. Fuck this shit. I'm killing you then i'm taking a long ass nap. Its never just shot one guy. You have to kill everyone who the hell is the trator You all are hearby fucked. Beyond your comprehension My grang father always tried to tell me one joke.... he could never finish it. In the old days love ment jack crap. eather you had a big wallet or a big (he always stoped their my mom hated that joke) side kicks/ the heros need sidkicks to make them look more bad ass. look at aquaman he looks like hell next to aqua lad is that a tiger? no its my kitten "cheese cake" why did you strap that stick of dinomite to that starved poddle again? always lissen to the crazy man.For he is normaly right now who in their sane or even insane minds would charge a titan for fun repo the genetic opera. That movie has made it so i will never be in debt in my entire life. you don't have a soul! "now return to the gummy ship" not even chuck norris could make that sound badass. "why so serious?" 'so who's blood will dirty my soul first? why you ask becouse you will all be dead in the next 30 seconds?" "when did the fairys get shot guns?" the one up game. never ever fight the unstable or parinoid people becouse they will one up the knife and those pistols easy. never do it."