About

I don't want to be human! I want to see gamma rays! I want to hear X-rays! And I want to - I want to smell dark matter! Do you see the absurdity of what I am? I can't even express these things properly because I have to - I have to conceptualize complex ideas in this stupid limiting spoken language! But I know I want to reach out with something other than these prehensile paws! And feel the wind of a supernova flowing over me! I'm a machine! And I can know much more! I can experience so much more. But I'm trapped in this absurd body! And why? Because my God wanted it that way!

Education

• Wichita State University

Favorite saying

• "◦Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?" ◦Witness: "No." ◦Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?" ◦Witness: "No." ◦Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?" ◦Witness: "No." ◦Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?" ◦Witness: "No." ◦Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?" ◦Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar." ◦Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?" ◦Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ◦Lawyer: "When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?" ◦Other Lawyer: "Objection. That question should be taken out and shot." --------------------------------------------------------------------------------"