"I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.
Now, a lifetime of experience has left me bitter and cynical.
Dear Santa, before I submit my life to your moral scrutiny, I demand to know who made YOU THE MASTER OF MY FATE!!!!!
Protect me cone!!!!!"
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