About

The world's foremost metrosexual Uruk-Hai. I started working on a fantasy novel in 2001, and currently have about 900 pages of it written. Nearly all of them are mediocre or better. I can outrun most runners. Over wet sand or hills, I outrun bicyclists. All I've wanted to do since I was about six was make video games; I still have some of the hundreds of pages of levels, statistics, and concept art I produced as a kid. Unfortunately, it's all crap. I've written two video games. One was fun. My skill with graphite is somewhere between that of the best artist in your high school graduating class and a professional. I am a straight male who enjoys cross dressing as part of my burlesque troupe, Her Majesty's Secret Service. This confuses absolutely everyone of any sexuality!

Education

• Aptos High

Favorite saying

• "But, underneath this genius I'm simply a human, you know... But I'm working on that."