im asian and thats that... hi, im robert gomez, gomez comes last because it is my first name. i was born on the 41st of december in the year 2012 which is ironic because it was the same day the world ends... i was born in the philippines while my mom was in vegas, but in the same month, she gave birth to a triplet, all girls, his name is eddie. you can call him eduardo for short.my father wwho was 3 yrs younger than my three sisters, left me when i was 5, but came back 15 minutes later. i was then living in an orphanage with my parents but luckily, my mom and dad adopted us. i am full filipino, half black, 1/3 white, and 17/6 purple and gold. i have four pet dragons, but one night in an august morning, twelve died and only six remained. i flew to america by boat COMPLETELY ALONE... with my brother. he would always wake me up so we can sleep together at the same time (sweet...). after 18 days of driving to america by jet that my uncle sold, we finally got to beijing and saw kobe bryant who is famous for kicking soccer balls in the nfl. when i got married on yr 2014, my girlfriend caught me cheating on my baby momma so my ex-wife divorced me in the year 2039, the same year my mom was born. i have a short term memory. at the age of negative 2 divided by 9 mnths, times the square root of pi to the 6th power, plus 99 bottles of beer on the wall, i ate cake. i played hide and seek once with osama bin laden and harry houdini, but they won. i could not find them and to this day, my 6 friends are still missing. i have a short term memory. i died in my moms womb before typin this and just felt like sharing it to you. i have a short term memory...
