Michael Orr
- Birthday: August, 14
- Hometown: Bernie, Missouri
- Location: Bernie, Missouri
- Language: en_US
- Phone: (SSG) - LTVXQ - 891
- male
IT'S ME ! IT'S ME ! IT'S ERNEST T. Ernest T. is an ignorant and obstreperous mountain man with a penchant for rock throwing, who is known to wreak havoc on the otherwise quiet town of Facebook. He lived in the mountains neighboring Facebook, and his appearance in town almost always means trouble for Sheriff Andy Taylor and Deputy Barney Fife. A wild, belligerent hillbilly, he has a scruffy appearance, a maniacal laugh, and often speaks in rhyme. When threatened with the law, Ernest T. will generally run off yelling his famous catchphrase, "You ain't seen the last of Ernest T. Bass!" Ernest T.'s most notable trait is breaking windows with rocks. Ernest T. prides himself as being "the best rock thrower in the county". He is notoriously importunate with the women he desires, and regularly uses this tactic to get their attention. He also tries to impress people by informing them that he is saving up for a gold tooth.