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Jack Holthaus

  • male
  • In a relationship

About

I love Skateboarding and Music.

Education

  • Southwestern Illinois College
  • Highland High School

Favorite saying

  • "Gotta Juice! Im Ron Burgendy? Yesterday Dont Mean Shit. Its like a cat, but also a person. FUCK THE POLICE!!!! Up, Over, and Gone! Thats tetrashcloopy. I wish we could go nowhere. Oh, thats my cologne, cannibuy for men. BUFU, Buy us, Fuck U! Hi, im Louie, im a Tarus. OW, MY EYEBALL!!! He turned the silver wall purple. The world is round, a square dont fit at all. Its just like diamonds, in shit. Everybody Knows you dance like you fuck, you dance like you fuck, you dance like you fuck. Fanta? Yellow balance. The giant smiley face spaceship is not actually from space. So when you see Mr. cocksmoker say, "Hey cocksmoker, eat a bag of dicks." Love is control, Ill die if i let go. YEHEAH, YEAH, OOOOOOOOH! Dude wheres my car? The demo was yesterday........so yesterday, plus a day......equals sunday. It was a carbus. Go big or go home. Skate 4 life! Skate or die!Tits. Goin in there smelling like a bunch of gorillas. Waaaay past cool. In your face, any place. Juice n' jam time! HAHA, I THREW THAT SHIT BEOFRE I WALKED IN THE ROOM! ("I cant have you roaming the streets leaving an ocean of blood." "Just tell me who did it, and ill only leave a little puddle." Shhhh, youll wake up the rest of the bitches. So ladies we just aint talkin about you cuz some of you nigas is bitches too."

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