About

Besides the fact that I'm horrible with people and rather socially awkward, what more do you need to know?

Favorite saying

• "Tay Yelling at Me: "You can't tell me Fuck you!….wait." Me talking to Tay: "go find a bottle and fuck yourself." Tay :"Did you just tell me crawl in a hole and die?" Tay talking about...Someone: "…*whispers* Watch your penis. Somebody's after it." Tay just coming out of the bathroom: "Geez, I'm kinda tired now." Me: "...What the hell did you piss out?" Me: *walk out of the bathroom for a moment* tay: *Takes the opportunity to use the bathroom* me: NO! *Shoves Tay out of the way and runs into the bathroom locking it behind herself* Me Yelling at Tay: "CAN'T YOU -READ-?! *Points at a picture of a Banana* THAT WAS A FUCKING BANANA!!" Me: "Heh, Heh, heh, Soon you'll be after MY lucky charms~. And by Lucky Charms I mean my balls." Tay: "Let's go to the park later, Family~!" Me: "Let's not." Tay: "You're not included...D:<" Me: "Don't judge with me with your judging eyes...!" Me: "Dude, i'm like, Ten inches...with a 13 inch diameter." Tay: "OMG, that's like, An OBESE BABY. D:)" Luz: "Oh dear god it's the cops! Quick! Pretend you're not Mexican!" Luz: "You smell really good! What are you wearing?" Me: "...Tide?" Luz: "...I like it. *sniffs*" Me: ",':<" Kee: "Hey, how come I can't put this in the fridge?" Me: "Maybe... maybe it was so rotten that you just can't...?" Kee: "But I can still stick it in my pocket and eat it later?!" Me: "Yup. Along with all the raw hamburger meat and rotten fish... :D" Tay: "Dude! I totally just-- Over the FIRE!" Tay: "I washed it!" Me: "I do not appreciate this crude attempt at masking this foul odor" Me: "Dude, Dude, Dude, I'm serious! We could have BLTs, Bacon Strips, Double Bacon BACON, which is Bacon WRAPPED in BACON. *Excited face*" My Mom: "...PFFFFFFTT-- HAHAHAHAHA~!!" Me: "D':|" Me yelling at kids popping our poppers: "HEY! YOU KIDS WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Kids: "*runs*" -- At The video store-- Cashier: "Are you... Kelli or Terry?...No? How about Taylor...?" Me:..."NO." *Makes disgusted face and stares at the floor in disbelief* .... ..... Tay: "oh, Im Taylor! :D" --In the car-- Me yelling at Tay: "Why did you wait so long to say something?!" Tay: "I was waiting for you to crawl over the counter and bitch slap a ho." Me: "D:|""