About

- Success is the best revenge. - I’ve only got one wrinkle, and I’m sitting on it. - Act like a lady; think like a Boss. - Think like a proton: always positive - Throw me to the wolves and I will return leading the pack. - Buy the dress. The occasion to wear it will follow. - Walk like you have three men walking behind you - A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour. - Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once. - 'When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth.' -Whenever I am sad, I just stop being sad and be awesome instead. - Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest. - Life is like a sewer-- what you get out of it depends on what you put in it. - Its always better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6. - I like my money right where I can see it-- hanging in my closet. - The average response time of a 911 call is 23 minutes, the response time of a .357 is 1400 feet per second. - You can't fix stupid, but you can vote it out. - There's no greater aphrodisiac than a happy woman with a full life, who is passionate about something besides getting a ring on her finger.

Favorite saying

• "'Have some fire. Be unstoppable. Be a force of nature. Be better than anyone here, and don’t give a damn what anyone thinks. There are no teams here, no buddies. You’re on your own. Be on your own." - Christina Yang 'If you want crappy things to stop happening to you, then stop accepting crap and demand something more.” -Christina Yang "Pretty is not enough. I want to be great." - (shocker) ... Christina Yang ’I’ve only got one wrinkle, and I’m sitting on it.’ -Jeanne Calment, who lived to be 122 "The greatness comes not when things go always good for you. But the greatness comes when you're really tested, when you take some knocks, some disappointments, when sadness comes. Because only if you've been in the deepest valley can you ever know how magnificent it is to be on the highest mountain." -Richard M. Nixon "Happiness can be found even in the darkest of places...if one simply remembers to turn on the light." -Albus Dumbledore "Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it." - Groucho Marx Your skirts should be like a good essay-- long enough to cover the topic but short enough to still be interesting. - Unknown Walk like you have three men walking behind you - Oscar de la Renta Act like a lady; think like a Boss. - Drita DAvanzo "When I think of the term CEO, I think Chief Executive Officer. When I look at Willy, I would be looking for a can to put a dollar in or a sign saying, "The End is Near". - Jase Robertson "I like a warm pig belly for my aching feet" "Lord, make me fast and accurate Let my aim be true and my hand faster than those who see to hurt me. Grant me victory over my foes and those that wish to do harm to me and those I love. Let not my last thought be "If I had only had my gun..." ; and Lord, if today is tryly the day that you call me home, Let me die in a pile of empty brass." "Someone's ear is in danger of having hair brushed over it..." Zombieland .... "Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, and dance like you do when nobody's watching." Good judgment comes from experience and experience comes from bad judgment. To preserve liberty, it is essential that the whole body of the people always possess arms and be taught alike, especially when young, how to use them." Richard Lee Henry, American statesman (1788)"