About

My friends call me Darrell. My enemies call me worse. I'm attempting to cruise through life at the moment. It seems to be working out okay so far. Yesterday is dead. Today is alive. Tomorrow is pure. Make the most of it.

Favorite saying

• ""Everything happens for a reason." - Anonymous "Go big or go home." - (The) Big Show "An eye-for-an-eye leaves the whole world blind." - Gandhi "I am a momument to all your sins." - The Gravemind "Do not pity the dead, pity the living, and, above all, those who live without love." - Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore "Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V." - V"