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About

My name is Joe, Joey, Joseph when you’re angry, or Joealan if you work with me. I’m not your average Joe. I joined the Air Force right out of high school to see the world. Since then, I’ve circumnavigated it twice, snowmobiled Alaska, ice fished on frozen lakes, base jumped waterfalls in Japan, have became a jack of all trades (master of none), and have eaten foods from all over the world. But, my proudest achievement was marrying the most beautiful woman in the world, Ashley Allen. My dreams are big and nothing will get in my way to achieve them.

Favorite saying

  • ""He must become more important while I become less important." John 3:30 "Be angry and do not sin; do not let the sun go down on the cause of your anger." Ephesians 4:26 "Safe? Who said anything about safe? 'course he isn't safe. But he's good" -C. S. Lewis"

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