About
When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football.
Favorite saying
- ""A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't."
"All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific." ~Jane Wagne
"I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three." ~Elayne Boosler
"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't." ~Douglas Adams
"Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure."
"Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest."
- Denis Diderot (1713-1784)"