About

hey my name is chris, graduated 2008 from colerain highschool. i like to have fun... my version of fun?..uhm... mailbox tag, shooting my friends with airsoft guns, blowing things up, running over squirls, gettin stuck in the mud, taking random road trips, playing on my phone( cuz im a loser like that) well lets put it simple... anything to do with guns and or violence is right up my alley... hitting things at high rates of speed is up there with my top 10 too! i live in ross township (little one horse town with a bunch of meth heads and no traffic lights and last but not least INTERNATIONAL HARVESTERS!!!!!!!).... a lot of them.. Im dating an amazing girl named ashley tate... therefore no one try to rape my face!!! lol i will say no... grrr... i will forward you to my good buddy brad... he will take care of any of your necessities. i enjoy riverfront pizza im a smoker i drink quite often and im one hell of a guy to hang out with at a party m girl friend beat me at shooting a shot gun shes a real redneck woman i live with my girlfriend her dad and three stupid ass cats that enjoy to use me as a scratching post... anyone have a dog for sale??? contact me.

Education

• Colerain High School

Favorite saying

• "be american buy american lifes a bitch then you die im gonna put my nutsack on your drum set! ima come at you like a spidermonkey chip im all jacked up on mountain dew!!"