About

Delightfully warped, insanely lucid and questionably consistent. As much as I hate to admit it, I live life as a typical American. Waking every morning to the sound of an alarm clock, asleep on a pillow every night. Not only realist but also a naturalist. I try to be kind to strangers, use crosswalks and reserve cussing for comedic relief. Armed with a dry sense of humor. Drawn to people made of piss and vinegar.

Education

• University of California, Santa Barbara
• University of California, Los Angeles

Favorite saying

• ""Pulse is gone and racing. All fits and starts. Window by window, You try and look into this brave new you that you are." -Spring Awakening"