About
Things get better with age!
NORMAL, OR AT LEAST I LIKE TO THINK SO!!!!!
Education
Favorite saying
- "serenity prayer, Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off. And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow. Help me to always give 100% at work: 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, 5% on Friday. And help me to remember: When I'm having a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.
"A man went to the gates of heaven and God asked him if he had any wounds, the man replied "no". Then God asked him "was there nothing worth fighting for?""
