About

I’ve spent my entire life training to fight lobsters ever since I was a child I would dress up as a lobster to experience the sheer thrill of having those two powerful snippers. Now I have finally achieved my goal of becoming a professional lobster MMA fighter. They call me red lightning because non of the other lobsters can match my speed in the ring. I know my days in the ring are numbered as the refs can only believe my Costco lobster costume for so long before they discover me and I have to move to the underground world of rubberbandless matches.

Education

• Richland Northeast High School