About

Www.texastwinstv.com I am Cindy Daniel, identical twin to Wendy Wortham. We ARE TWO SETS of TWINS TEXAS. People stop and do stare, quite often, before asking "are yall twins? All of you? Lol! And YES, we ARE! BOTH sets of these twins, come with compensating personalities, my twin is FANCY, I ain't! Maryssa is just like ME, Makenna is just like my TWIN! People's advice or opinions....... Are as WELCOME as, a RATTLESNAKE at a RODEO"! Ugh..... "I DONT like to be put under a MICROSCOPE, unless somebody CLEANS the GLASS, first! "Hey I didn't INVITE you to Help me COOK, so PLEASE, keep your SPOON, out of my SKILLET" "Unless you are FEEDING the ANIMALS, stay out of my BARN" (if you ain't helping butt out) "Don't throw TRASH over my FENCE, if you are LIVING at the DUMP (hypocrite) So I guess you can say I am not too keen on other folks "advice" so here's a list of my #cindyism responses. Unsolicited Advice and opinions are as unwelcome as...... "A SKUNK at a BAR B QUE" Or....... "A DUST storm, on a TRAIL DRIVE" Or even..... "PIRANAH at a Pool PARTY" But they dish them out anyway, here in Texas! My response? "Don't tell ME how to PLAY, if you ain't even in the GAME" And....., "If you ain't my MECHANIC, don't get under my HOOD" "Don't tell me my ROSES stink, if you have never been to my GARDEN" (don't judge) Ps....... "If you ain't DRIVING the TRACTOR, then don't EXPECT me, to Ki$$ your PLOW" My twin OWNS www.Texastwinsevents.com and www.thepawningplanners.com. Myself, as well as the little Pawners, Makenna and Maryssa, work with my twin, at BOTH businesses. These TWO sets of twins travel, for weddings, funerals, LGBT unions, birthday parties, estate liquidation MORE! MY number #1 motto...., "You can't PROFIT from the HARVEST, if you DONT plant the CROP" NO money$$$$$ NO problem, is OUR logo, because we take TRADES on EVENT services! Don't get me WRONG though, "we CANT make GRAVY out of WATER" So we DONT write CHECKS with our MOUTH, that our A$$ can't COVER! I am kind of opinionated on some things, and QUICK with a southern flare come back to almost ANY remark. "If you ain't DRIVING my TRUCK, don't EXPECT me to Ki$$ your TRAILER" "Your EGO ain't CURRENCY, and can't BUY happiness, let alone ANYTHING else" "I ain't your MECHANIC, so don't EXPECT me to put YOU on a LIFT, and KI$$ your AXLE" AND........ "I WONT take SEWING advice from somebody, that doesn't even know, how to THREAD a NEEDLE " "I won't take WORKING advice, from folks that don't even have a JOB" AND I.......... "Don't take COOKING advice, from somebody, that ONLY owns a MICROWAVE" You know...... "Some folks are so RICH, During the HOLIDAYS, they can AFFORD to use the CHRISTMAS TREE for FIREWOOD" Or can even AFFORD to.... "take the PRIZE HEFFER, to the slaughterhouse" (now that's RICH folks) Let ME assure YOU, we ain't THOSE kind of FOLKS! "YOU won't catch US, STEALING fruit, from the NEIGHBORS tree, and COMPLAINING, it's SOUR" But then again....... "Don't SHAKE the TREE, unless you are WILLING to eat the FRUIT that's falls from it" and.... Don't let my AGE fool YOU..... "My LIGHTER may be SHORT on BUTANE, but I have PLENTY of SPARK ! And............ "my goals are NOT based on my ABILITY, but on my AMBITIONS" (you can't win, if you won't even try) We like to stay BUSY, and trust me, raising the grand twins and making most of the inventory we use at weddings, because, most folks, can't afford FLOWERS and SUCH, is a JOB!!!!! "We stay BUSIER, than a ONE armed COWBOY during BRANDING season" Even BUSIER than, "The MIAMI hotels CARPET CLEANING service, AFTER spring BREAK" Heck, "Busier than the Pasadena TOWN florist, during, the ROSE PARADE" But we will ALWAYS, make time for a STRANGER:)

Education

• California State University, Northridge

Favorite saying

• ""If you ain't DRIVING the TRACTOR, don't EXPECT me to KISS your PLOW" #cindyism"