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About

I'm a self diagnosed writer with a prescription of plenty of alcohol to drown out the symptoms of struggling to make something worth reading. If I make you laugh I want to apologize for getting your expectations of my humor ability too high because let's be honest here, I'm about as funny as Jared Fogle's sex life.

Education

  • DePaul University
  • DePaul University
  • Carthage College

Favorite saying

  • "Well life's a bitch that you just have to marry"

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