About
There are two essential rules to management. One, the customer is always right; and two, they must be punished for their arrogance. - Dogbert
“There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.” - Dilbert
Sad little man in a sad little world. - River Tam
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
"I'm not trapped in here with you, you're trapped in here with me!" - Rorschach
"May you live in interesting times." - Anon
Education
- University of Illinois Urbana-Champaign
- Aurora Christian High School
